Ode to lost innocense.
Ok so sadly I really really didn’t like Twilight.
I haven’t read the books, but the movie did nothing for me at all. I didn’t think it was wonderful, romantic or dreamy. Not like the steam between Buffy and Angel, or even Buffy and Spike. Why do I always find myself comparing everything to Buffy haha. I am just madly in love with that series.
Anyhow, ya Twilight inspired nothing in me at all. Outside it’s not great acting it has a plot full of holes. Again maybe the books answer all these questions, all these plot holes. All I kept thinking was "It’s never going to work losers, do you not think your parent’s won’t notice he doesn’t age, do you not think the entire community you live in will not notice he never ages?..or do you plan on just moving every couple of years…and eventually, people will just think it’s gross when she is 65 and he is still 17 haha. Also, it’s still in the air if vampires can even have sex. Dave says they orgasm glitter hahaha. WTF was up with the glitter, vampires DO NOT glitter in the sunlight, they burn. Duh!!
The ode to lost innocense title relates to the fact that I once, as a silly teenage girl probably would have liked this, now with life experience behind me, I am just way to rational. The sexiest man to me is one who will provide for me and my family, do half the chores, be an excellent parent to our children and still be able to please me in bed a few times a week. Perfect dream man right there.