Letter to an unwanted visitor.

Dearest Period:

I though you were a gonner. Why oh why did you feel the need to show your face around these parts again today?
If you really wanted to visit with me, I understand, I am easy to miss but did you really have to bring along your friendly neighbourhood cramps? Did you know I have a sushi date with my lovely husband tonight and I was intending to put out in exchange for top notch sushi?
Please go back to the place from wence you came.

Sincerely,

Jaime (and Dave who is not getting lucky while you stick around)

P.S If you could possibly hold off a couple days next month, that would be greatly appreciated. We would just like to give a baby the opportunity to select my womb as it’s nesting place for the next 9 months or so.

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β€œLife is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.” β€” Albert Einstein. When it feels like your world has been shattered, and you have reached rock bottom, you must make a choice: Stay where you are and fade away, or keep moving forward. Thankfully I chose to move forward and was blessed with the two most wonderful children after the death of my first in early labor. Things are looking up.

Posted on April 3, 2009, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. I’m pretty sure both my kids were conceived during period sex πŸ˜‰

    • No way. That would be weird and totally blow the theory of Taking Charge of Your Fetility out of the water haha.
      You are not supposed to be fertile during your period…
      Cool though.

      • I’ve read a tiny bit, just news articles, that supported what I suspected – some people have bizarre cycles that spit out eggs twice a month or kind of at random. My ovulation is weird, it happens on time sometimes and other times it happens early or late or twice. It really shouldn’t be that way but I guess I might be one of the weird ones! There’s also another woman on my friends list who suspects that it happens to her too.

  2. Awww, no red badge for Dave :(((((
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red+badge+of+courage
    (I heard that the Hell’s Angels actually have real badges, like the boy scouts for this… but it could be an urban legend… cause I would think every guy would have one! Maybe not a Red Beard badge, tho…)

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