Letter to an unwanted visitor.
I though you were a gonner. Why oh why did you feel the need to show your face around these parts again today?
If you really wanted to visit with me, I understand, I am easy to miss but did you really have to bring along your friendly neighbourhood cramps? Did you know I have a sushi date with my lovely husband tonight and I was intending to put out in exchange for top notch sushi?
Please go back to the place from wence you came.
Jaime (and Dave who is not getting lucky while you stick around)
P.S If you could possibly hold off a couple days next month, that would be greatly appreciated. We would just like to give a baby the opportunity to select my womb as it’s nesting place for the next 9 months or so.