Solution to Canada’s Economy Issues

Dear Mr. Harper,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing Canada’s economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to banks and car
companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan:
There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the 
following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings – Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new Canadian CAR. Twenty million cars ordered – Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage – Housing Crisis fixed.
4) They must send their kids to school / college /university – Crime rate fixed
5) Buy $50 of alcohol / tobacco / petrol a week… there’s your money back in duty / tax etc

It can’t get any easier than that!

About mommamaynard

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.” — Albert Einstein. When it feels like your world has been shattered, and you have reached rock bottom, you must make a choice: Stay where you are and fade away, or keep moving forward. Thankfully I chose to move forward and was blessed with the two most wonderful children after the death of my first in early labor. Things are looking up.

Posted on June 15, 2009, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

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