A morning in the life! True Story :)

Last night all I wanted was Dairy Queen Skor blizzard. Then eating it made me sick, to sweet and caused indigestion. No more blizzards for me.
This morning I was devastated (truly) to realize I was out of cereal. I had somehow forgotten I threw out the empty package yesterday morning, and my brain and belly believe there was more. I really almost cried, its the only breakfast I like right now. Instead I managed to convince my body avocado on toast would be just as good. I liked the avocado but have an aversion to the smell of toast this pregnancy, I opened the window and turned on the kitchen fan to make the toast. I made one for Dave too. He said it was so sweet it made him want to hump my leg? I think he needs to be spending less time at the dog park yo. Anyways. Dave decided to put ketchup on his toast and avocado(gross) but instead dropped the whole damn thing on the floor and the dog had it for breakfast. I gave him mine and made another, I told him no ketchup this time, his delicious healthy breakfast had jumped off the plate last time to avoid the perils of gross ketchup. 

Then I ate mine but as suspected didn’t like the toast, so avocado straight up it was. I don’t think it’s enough but there is nothing else I want to eat. I guess I will have a few slices of cheese. This is a problem. I need to keep myself nourished or I get sick fast, I panic to make sure I bring enough food to work to snack on all day. Crazy.

Ok shower time. Headed to my mom’s tonight for a weekend getaway.

About mommamaynard

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.” — Albert Einstein. When it feels like your world has been shattered, and you have reached rock bottom, you must make a choice: Stay where you are and fade away, or keep moving forward. Thankfully I chose to move forward and was blessed with the two most wonderful children after the death of my first in early labor. Things are looking up.

Posted on July 10, 2009, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.

  1. lol that is so funny about the grape, Mercy does the same thing! Throws it around like a little ball!!
    It doesn’t mean that the first time he eats it he gets sick, these kinds of toxins doggies systems don’t get rid of its a gradual build up.
    And I suspect in Dusty’s case, knowing how amazingly old he got, that he build up a super immunity to it all!! It’s over time that it gets more and more dangourous, Mercy has already had her stomach pumped twice for nasties that she’s eaten (actually one of them was an overdose of dog food. She thought eating 20kg’s of dog food at one time would be good. Almost gave herself bloat. retard….) I certainly didn’t mean to imply you were endangering your fur-babe, just thought I would pass along the info 🙂

  2. avocado is not good for doggies its on the do not feed list, quite poisonous actually! careful what he eats, he’s very little to process all that!
    here’s a list we use at the vets…
    Grapes and Raisins: Grapes and raisins can cause kidney failure in dogs. As little as a single serving of raisins can kill a dog
    Onions: Onions destroy red blood cells and can cause anemia.
    Chocolate: Chocolate can cause seizures, coma and death. Baker’s chocolate is the most dangerous. A dog can consume milk chocolate and appear to be fine because it is not as concentrated, but it is still dangerous.
    Coffee, Coffee grounds, tea and tea bags: Drinks/foods containing caffeine cause many of the same symptoms chocolate causes
    Macadamia Nuts: Macadamia nuts can cause weakness, muscle tremor and paralysis.
    Animal fat and fried foods: Excessive fat can cause pancreatitis.
    Bones: Animal Bones can splinter and damage a dog’s internal organs. cooked or raw.
    Tomatoes: Tomatoes can cause tremors and heart arrhythmia. Tomato plants and the most toxic, but tomatoes themselves are also unsafe.
    Avocados: The fruit, pit and plant are all toxic. They can cause difficulty breathing and fluid accumulation in the chest, abdomen and heart
    Nutmeg: Nutmeg can cause tremors, seizures and death
    Apples, Cherries, Peaches and similar fruit: The seeds of these fruits contain cyanide, which is poisonous to dogs as well as humans. Unlike humans, dogs do not know to stop eating at the core/pit and easily ingest them.
    Raw eggs: Raw eggs can cause salmonella poisoning in dogs. Dogs have a shorter digestive tract than humans and are not as likely to suffer from food poisoning, but it is still possible.
    Salt: Excessive salt intake can cause kidney problems.
    However, minus the ketchup Dave added, breakfast sounds delish!! I bet you are looking forward to the day you can eat, and enjoy!
    Have fun at your Mommy’s!!

    • Damn!
      what happens to outdoor dogs who help themselves? I guess I understand it’s a possibility, but Dusty probably ate everything on this list, plus a bunch of drugs and outlived all his siblings haha. Dave said he used to eat all the tomatoes out of the garden and piss his dad off.
      Anyways, thanks for info, Oliver is damn fast and hangs around just waiting for food. He scarfed the 1/2 advocado down before Dave even bent down to pick the mess up. Luckily he is fine.
      He hates fruit so no worries there, but good to know it’s bad for him. I gave him a grape the other day and he just thought it was a toy, he hunted it all day then I threw it out.

  3. The smell of toast is something I could never handle during pregnancy, and it has continued to this day. Let this be a warning to you… your toast days are over!
    Ketchup… ***shudder***. My kids eat it with steamed broccoli. *****shudder*****

    • Oh man, I can’t believe the aversion stuck.
      and the only thing keptchup ever belongs on is burgers, hotdogs and fries. That’s it. Period. 🙂

  4. Ahahahaha. That is hilarious 🙂
    But right on, who the eff puts ketchup on avocado and toast??? That is offensive!!!
    Have fun at your mama’s!

    • Offensive indeed. Slathering up your perfect healthy advocado with red sugar and chemical crap like ketchup. Tomatoes would make sense, but ketchup, blarh!

  5. you are one of the cutest people i know.

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