Dane Cook

Dave and I went to Dane Cook live on Sunday, on his Isolated Incident tour. It was great. The guys that opened for him were hillarious as well and I have to look up more of their stuff. They were Al Del Bene and Robert Kelly.
Robert Kelly actually had me laughing so hard I had to get up and walk, I couldn’t breath and started to feel nauseous. You know your funny when a person can’t catch their breath. He is obnoxious for sure and ton’s of people don’t like his humour, but isen’t that just perfect when opening for Dane Cook since it’s the same type of hit or miss crude humour.

Anyways, we enjoyed ourselves very much, we had $35.00 cheap ass tickets and yet our seats rocked.

Here were a few of my favorite bits, sorry in advance if this offends anyone, we can’t all share the same humour, these are just jokes I personally could identify with from things I have encountered:
NOT WORK SAFE due to swearing and adult content.

-Church is boring, growing up Catholic, I could sooo relate to this.
This one about weight loss was to funny. Been there, we all know it’s not a pleasent experience trying to restrict what we eat.
-Dane’s joke about Facebook and Britney Spears killed me.

Ok Back to work.

About mommamaynard

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.” — Albert Einstein. When it feels like your world has been shattered, and you have reached rock bottom, you must make a choice: Stay where you are and fade away, or keep moving forward. Thankfully I chose to move forward and was blessed with the two most wonderful children after the death of my first in early labor. Things are looking up.

Posted on December 8, 2009, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. omg im so jealous! dane cook is awesome. im in love with him lol. and whats sweet is we have the same last name so if we ever got married i wouldnt have to change it. haha

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