Christmas Meme humour.

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In May I donated bone marrow to in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In April I pushed in the mud (-17 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for (-10 points). In August on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I broke ‘s X-Box (-12 points).

Overall, I’ve been nice (221 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
mrsmaynard

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About mommamaynard

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.” — Albert Einstein. When it feels like your world has been shattered, and you have reached rock bottom, you must make a choice: Stay where you are and fade away, or keep moving forward. Thankfully I chose to move forward and was blessed with the two most wonderful children after the death of my first in early labor. Things are looking up.

Posted on December 17, 2009, in Uncategorized and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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