Baptism into parenthood
I have been peed on several times in the past 6 weeks, have gotten used to the fact that as soon as the cold air hits Evangelines bum her reaction is to pee. Last week my face got spit up on as I lifted Evangeline a little to quickly imidiately after a big meal. I was shocked sitting there with gooey warm milk dripping down my face and Dave laughed hysterically tossing me a burp blanky. Well this morning I got the motherload. As I changed her prefold out came a fountain of fresh pee which I managed to mostly contain within the old diaper BUT just when I thought the coast was clear and I resumed changing came the fart to end all farts because ridding the wave came the projectile yellow poo. All over me, her and the change table. Oy, being a parent involves way, way to many body excretments hahaha.
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