Baptism into parenthood

I have been peed on several times in the past 6 weeks, have gotten used to the fact that as soon as the cold air hits Evangelines bum her reaction is to pee. Last week my face got spit up on as I lifted Evangeline a little to quickly imidiately after a big meal. I was shocked sitting there with gooey warm milk dripping down my face and Dave laughed hysterically tossing me a burp blanky. Well this morning I got the motherload. As I changed her prefold out came a fountain of fresh pee which I managed to mostly contain within the old diaper BUT just when I thought the coast was clear and I resumed changing came the fart to end all farts because ridding the wave came the projectile yellow poo. All over me, her and the change table. Oy, being a parent involves way, way to many body excretments hahaha.

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“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.” — Albert Einstein. When it feels like your world has been shattered, and you have reached rock bottom, you must make a choice: Stay where you are and fade away, or keep moving forward. Thankfully I chose to move forward and was blessed with the two most wonderful children after the death of my first in early labor. Things are looking up.

Posted on March 7, 2010, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. LOL! That brought back memories. Jennifer got me several times when she was a baby! It’s amazing what messes we get into with such little, cute, perfect beings!

  2. LOL! That brought back memories. Jennifer got me several times when she was a baby! It’s amazing what messes we get into with such little, cute, perfect beings!

  3. so funny, everyone was all “watch out for the boy and his penis” but eli only peed on me ONCE, and mairi was like Evangeline, she peed every.single.time. the fresh air hit her bits until she was like 6 months old!!! and eli did get me with projectile POO once, and i wasn’t home and didn’t have new clothes, it sucked LOL

  4. so funny, everyone was all “watch out for the boy and his penis” but eli only peed on me ONCE, and mairi was like Evangeline, she peed every.single.time. the fresh air hit her bits until she was like 6 months old!!! and eli did get me with projectile POO once, and i wasn’t home and didn’t have new clothes, it sucked LOL

    • Haaha ah parenthood. So so glad breastmilk
      pop is not gross and stinky. After I wrote this post
      I got peed on again. We were nursing and I felt a gush of
      warm after her pee escaped through the leg. P
      this girl has got to get some fat on those thighs.

    • Haaha ah parenthood. So so glad breastmilk
      pop is not gross and stinky. After I wrote this post
      I got peed on again. We were nursing and I felt a gush of
      warm after her pee escaped through the leg. P
      this girl has got to get some fat on those thighs.

  5. ohhhh noooo! lily did that to me. i was changing her on the end of my bed. she was like a month old. it went all over the floor, my computer chair, and myself, from my knees down. blech.

  6. ohhhh noooo! lily did that to me. i was changing her on the end of my bed. she was like a month old. it went all over the floor, my computer chair, and myself, from my knees down. blech.

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