Poop talk

You were warned…
Oh man. This morning as I was just getting ready to leave Miss Evangeline filled her diaper. When I unzipped her jammies to change her I started screaming. There was poop everywhere, seriously, more poop then I have ever seen. I guess it escaped out the leg, travelled down her leg and filled her footy. Oh man, there was like 3x the typical poop amount, it was everywhere. I striped her down, held her far away from me and carried her directly to the bathroom were Dave was showering and tossed her right in. These are the moments when the line of gross crosses the line of hilarious.

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“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.” — Albert Einstein. When it feels like your world has been shattered, and you have reached rock bottom, you must make a choice: Stay where you are and fade away, or keep moving forward. Thankfully I chose to move forward and was blessed with the two most wonderful children after the death of my first in early labor. Things are looking up.

Posted on January 26, 2011, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. I remember the first time that happened to me. It was with my eldest and we were alone and she was maybe 6 months old. Into the tub she went all the while I’m holding my nose. I couldn’t stop laughing/crying!!! Hahahaha!!!

  2. Oh yes…I’m a little too familiar with those stories…heh heh…

    I have some bad news for you. This won’t be your last poopy experience most likely. There will be many more in your future I predict. Bwa ha ha ha!!

  3. LOVE it! “Here’s your poopy daughter, enjoy!”

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